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Hey, I'm Jayde, and this is my site. You can say I'm punk, goth, skater, whatever. I'm just Jayde, and this is my own little piece of the endless cyber universe. This site isn't here to offer you a product, a service or anything else. It's just here to amuse/scare you. So, if you're here by mistake, or you're expecting something, this is your chance to leave. But if you're here because you're bored, or you'relooking for something different, well, then, have a look around. But don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

 
So, people tell me I have a way with computers, but I say, "As if I have nothing better to do than make another stupid ass web site!" Wait...this isn't mine is it? You know how I feel about succumbing to the corperate beasts of big brother!!! Meh, I'm too lazy to argue.
 

Okay, so check it out. This site is like a story. But not really. Okay, yeah, bad analogy. I have all these other sites, but they're all dark and weird, so here's the newest site from Neko Inc. Neko Inc isn't just me, it's a bunch of sites, like vicy 302, I'd tell you to check it out, but I don't know the address and I COULD find it, but...you know...I don't want to...this is a comfotable chair and all.
 
This site has no real purpose other than to make you laugh and maybe confuse you a little. My other sites might make you cry or something and we don't want that. someday, my tombestone will say, "Girl is wicked funny!!!" uh, make it..."Girl WAS wicked funny". Well, not a tomestone, maybe, too morbid. A person, say. Whatever. See what I meant about the confusing thing. Okay, so...let's get going. Just click on a page dealie (technical genius my ass) and go for it.
 

CREDITS
Various Contributors. www.firehotquotes.com
Comedy Central. www.jokes.com
Google Language Tools. www.google.ca

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